finestqualitycrappyblogging:

My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW 

Phaedra Patks is probably my favorite housewife of all time!

this is the best feeling in the world when you saw this!!!!!

kanyewesticle:

I want a relationship like this

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

Lmao

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

li4mc:

kingsleyyy:

stratfordcanada:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

Do you want to go back to jail?

Daniel’s mom is a fucking idiot.

I have zero idea what the first one says :/

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

netlfix:

me: its only okay when i do it

Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!