The Swag Diaries
Me every time I clock out of work

Me every time I clock out of work

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

timothydelaghetto:

 
timothydelaghetto:

aclockworkorange:

Yeni y Nan, El agua, La salina, La tierra (Acciones corporales), 1978/1986

Damn! One of them heavy days, eh???

timothydelaghetto:

aclockworkorange:

Yeni y Nan, El agua, La salina, La tierra (Acciones corporales), 1978/1986

Damn! One of them heavy days, eh???

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

yeezusxvi:

i’m fucking dying at the last comment

yeezusxvi:

i’m fucking dying at the last comment

sharpainkillers:

*at job interview* 

interviewer: why should we hire you?

me: image

Reblog if your vagina is perfect.
theclearlydope:

So much sex happens here. 


Is this real?

theclearlydope:

So much sex happens here. 

Is this real?

hawksanddoves:

mikeygetsfit:

noodleweight:

these-greatexpectations:

This is BRILLIANT

I was fucking hoping this would happen.

This blew my mind.

the saga continues