The Swag Diaries
me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

roisinlikesbooks:

queencurry:

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

fun fact (that won’t make this any less cute, I promise): children this age likely have not fully developed object permanence yet, so they think that just because they can’t see you, that means you can’t see them

hence the towels over the heads

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen on tumblr in days

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

king-pluto:

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

Holy shit.

Me every time I clock out of work

Me every time I clock out of work

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

timothydelaghetto:

 
timothydelaghetto:

aclockworkorange:

Yeni y Nan, El agua, La salina, La tierra (Acciones corporales), 1978/1986

Damn! One of them heavy days, eh???

timothydelaghetto:

aclockworkorange:

Yeni y Nan, El agua, La salina, La tierra (Acciones corporales), 1978/1986

Damn! One of them heavy days, eh???

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

yeezusxvi:

i’m fucking dying at the last comment

yeezusxvi:

i’m fucking dying at the last comment

sharpainkillers:

*at job interview* 

interviewer: why should we hire you?

me: image